when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
- Harry is an Auror
- Ron was an Auror, but left to help George run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
- Hermione is head of the DMLE
- Neville married Hannah Abbott, who is applying for the job of Matron at Hogwarts
- They’re still friends with Victor Krum
- Ginny is a journalist
- Percy is the head of the Department of Magical Transportation
- Teddy is rebellious and him and Victoire snog, like, all the time.
- Rita Skeeter is still a huge bitch
We’re all going to hell
this post might be the best thing ive seen on here
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states
is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post
Fanfictions with OC be like :
"I was rather ordinary, not really pretty, with my heart shaped face, full lips, long eyelashes with auburn curled hair going down to my hips and my mismatched eyes, one gold one silver"
imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny
then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
and people wonder why Supernatural is so popular among Tumblr users
Imagine having sex on that table
imagine farting on that table
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.